The invention of cake and other revelations.

And the Lord sent unto Ben some clarifications, updates and Revelations.


The Bible states...And God said "Let there be Cake," and there was and it was good: Delia 1:22


And if it where not for evil atheists such as Richard Dawkins, or sardonic fecal obsessed health food advocates such as "Dr"Gillian McKeith, this would still be the known word of the Lord.


REVELATION====THERE ARE EIGHT DAYS IN A WEEK....
on the eighth day GOD MADE CAKE... because on the seventh day he was coming up with the recipe.


St Paul suffered from a Gluten intolerance and thus, amongst other changes, cancelled Cakeday. The true week is; Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Cakeday.


The Bible states "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord." ....... so uhhh well .. Sucks to lose your balls is the basic message! Therefore men shall now pray clutching their testicles as these are obviously the true connection to God.. 
REVELATION ==== IF YOU ARE A MAN AND DON'T FEEL GOD ...YOUR BALLS ARE FAULTY....Bad luck. 


All updates for 'Windows BC' will be discontinued from next month.
REVELATION=== JEWS CAN'T USE COMPUTERS ANYMORE......